Excuse the slightly strange title, all will ‘becum’ clear, or at least slightly milky-clear! 😈

As I sit at my desk during a slight break in the working day, I recall a statement we published in our blog update yesterday whilst discussing a typical week for us:

“So, all said and done, Hannah and L spend around 26 or more hours together over a standard week, spread over four to five days of contact and including threesome dates – this also means that barely a day has gone by without my deliciously naughty wife having her lover’s seed (and mine for that matter) inside her for the past near-on 40 months – that fact alone is an incredible one to both think about and commit to text, and is naturally powerfully arousing to both of us.”

From a little delve through published literature via Google, PubMed etc. sources, there’s plenty of information concerning the survival of sperm and other seminal fluid components within the reproductive system of the human female, but the consensus appears to be that sperm can exist for an average of 3-5 days post coitus.

In addition to this, according to the World Health Organization (WHO), the median ejaculate volume is 3.7 millilitres, and most males fall between 1.5–6.8 millilitres.

So, let’s do some (very rough) maths!

Hannah and L had their first date on 5^th June 2020 and they have never used condoms (actually, that’s a slight lie, recently Hannah was suffering from a little discomfort, so a condom was used just the once, but this pales into insignificance). For posterity, here’s a few screenshots from her pre-date photoshoot on that fateful day (note the time at around 18:30):

And now, screenshots from our WhatsApp timeline of the very first time L pulled out of Hannah’s pussy after cumming deep inside her (time again, at just after 21:00, a mere two and a half hours later). I knew she was tempted to go bare with him, and naturally had my full blessing, but it was still a nice surprise to have confirmation of just how naughty she can be:

Lastly, the video of that first glorious bareback fuck pull-out, the first of VERY many!

As of today, that means that they have been boyfriend and girlfriend for just shy of 170 weeks. Bringing this to present day, this was one of the most recent times that L filled Hannah during their date on Sunday evening:

So now for some calculations!

In an average week, Hannah and L will enjoy sexual activity on four days, as a mix between quickie meets, threesomes and their regular overnight/next day dates. Analysing each in turn to estimate how many times L cums inside Hannah, for the purposes of this little exercise we’ll ignore the times he cums in her hungry mouth, and also the times he fucks her naughty ass – so, just vaginal intercourse:

Monday quickie – average of two cums

Tuesday or Wednesday threesome – average of three cums

Thursday/Friday extended date – average of perhaps five cums

This gives a rough average of ten cums per week inside Hannah’s wayward pussy; some weeks there are additional dates, and this average obviously doesn’t account for their annual holiday together, but 10 is a nice round figure that sounds very reasonable and truly average to us, so let’s go with that.

So, 10 cums a week over 170 weeks is 1,700 times. Multiplying that by the WHO figure of 3.7 ml per ejaculation gives 6,290 ml (or a shade over 11 pints, almost 1.4 gallons) ♠️💦 Now, that’s a LOT of cum! 😲💖

Let’s dwell upon, and indeed cherish that…

L has deeply filled Hannah’s wayward pussy with over SIX LITRES of his hot, fertile cum over the three and a bit years they’ve been dating.

To reiterate our statement in yesterday’s post:

“…that fact alone is an incredible one to both think about and commit to text, and is naturally powerfully arousing to both of us.”

💖😈💖

Chris & Hannah XxX

Recently we returned to blogging with a short update, and are trying to commit to writing a little more frequently about this most wonderful lifestyle that we are privileged to enjoy. A few days ago we asked for any questions or suggestions for blog topics on our Twitter Feed (still not ready to call it “X”, however X-rated our activities and posts tend to be haha).

Thank you to all those who submitted suggestions, we thought we’d kick off with two that we received in a similar vein from Jim Slim and Jason S. Their questions relate to how we make our lifestyle work around normal everyday family commitments and ask how this potentially affects our husband and wife bond.

We’ve written previously about what a “typical” week for us looks like here, but it’s always fun to revisit, update and write a little more about how we work things into what we consider to be our normal life (or what may be perceived as the diametric opposite to normal in the eyes of the uninitiated!), as we know readers are genuinely interested.

The value of the blogging format is that it gives more scope to delve into things as opposed to our normal short but sweet Twitter posting, so let’s have a go! Whilst it wouldn’t make for a great blog post, we can summarise this in just four short words:

“It’s just normal life”

…it really is to us, and we’re fortunate to have made/fallen into a pattern that means the naughty activities that we enjoy fit seamlessly into our busy lives, whilst both holding down jobs and raising a young child; added to that, Hannah’s boyfriend L naturally works full time. In all honestly, we could quite easily fit more naughtiness into each week if we chose to do so.

By way of background, I (Chris) work a fairly standard 9-5 Monday to Friday job which is always “in office”; I never switch off because I’m passionate about my career, but in a really good way, and my work never interferes negatively with any aspect of our life. Hannah works four days a week on shorter hours and only has to actually go into work one or two days a week – one of those silver linings of the Covid pandemic was the opening up of more remote working, Hannah both adores this and is far more productive in the home office environment. On top of this, L works nightshifts 5 days a week on a semi-flexible basis, so he can chop and change his shifts within reason.

So, let’s delve into a typical week:

Monday – Hannah doesn’t work this day, so more often than not once getting our child off to school and doing home jobs, shopping etc. she will pop over to L’s house for some fun at around midday. Because L works nights, she normally lets herself in (of course she has a key to his house, and full sets of clothes, toiletries etc. but we digress) and wakes him up in the best HotWife manner by worshipping his cock and they enjoy time together until she needs to leave for school pickup time; he can then chill a little before going into work himself that evening.

Whilst admittedly brief at around three hours, these Monday mini sessions represent valuable boyfriend:girlfriend time together, and my darling naughty wife gets her desires seen to! Monday is one of the key days when my phone will almost without fault buzz at just after lunchtime whilst I’m at my desk working, with photos and videos of Hannah either sucking her boyfriend’s cock, being fucked, or his cum leaking from her.

Even though it’s routine in our lives now to receive such images, it’s admittedly still exciting each and every time it happens.

Once she’s home, the afternoon and evening are just what any normal family would experience, but it’s always a thrill for me to know that she’s still leaking L’s fresh cum into her panties whilst we’re cooking dinner, and relaxing.

We don’t necessarily feel the urge nor need for immediate and passionate reconnection activities once our child is in bed, although it does still happen occasionally – more often than not, we chill together and enjoy whatever series we’re watching on Netflix over a few glasses of wine until bedtime.

When we do go to bed, unless one or both of us is dead tired, we will always reconnect sexually. We’ve written before about the act of me (Chris) going down on Hannah after L has cum inside her, particularly the fact that this is often stereotyped as a “cuckold” hallmark – nothing could be further than the truth, I’m a loud and proud Stag and kinkster who revels in tasting the fruits of my darling wife’s infidelity – as such, more often than not, our sexual reconnection usually starts with Hannah sitting on my face, still wearing the panties from her encounter with L, so I can enthusiastically clean her up.

As I smell and taste the heady aroma of their combined desire through her stained panties, she will tell me what they got up to that afternoon. After a while enjoying her panty-clad pussy, I’ll pull them aside and gorge on her smooth pussy, lapping away as her passion heightens as she explains how many times he’s cum deep inside her; we then break to deep and passionate kissing so we both taste it together and this leads to us making love as she confesses how much she loves black cock. It’s a typical pattern, not often deviated from, but it certainly works for us!

As I write this on Monday afternoon, I know that it’s exactly what we’ll be doing this evening, and I’m almost salivating at the thought – doubly so, because she stayed over at L’s house last night in a slight break to normal programming because we’ve been away on holiday and they haven’t seen each other for almost two weeks – she’s going to be dripping!

Tuesday/Wednesday – these days are interchangeable, one or the other will be a completely normal family day/evening, and on the other (depending on various schedules), L will come over to our house after our child is asleep and we’ll enjoy a threesome. We’re fortunate that our child is a very heavy sleeper, and our house is arranged such that their room is a reasonable distance from ours, but please don’t get the impression that we do this without significant thought and risk assessment.

Over the past three years we have developed strategies and safeguards such that the risk of our child realising we have someone else in the house, and are enjoying vigorous threesome sex, is kept to an absolute minimum. Threesome dates also allow me to capture higher quality images and videos of the spectacular action that happens in our marital bed!

In the interests of relative brevity as this blog is already growing in length (!), we of course enjoy a vast array of sexual permutations within the threesome dynamic, but also enjoy the time together as a threesome who have a fabulous relationship. On a typical threesome night, L will cum in Hannah three or four times versus my one to two times, but regardless we’re not keeping score, and we all have a fabulous time together.

Thursday – this has, for almost three years now, been Hannah and L’s date night. In terms of fitting in with family and married life, Thursday has always been a pretty unremarkable evening for us, and H&L having their valuable extended time together on this night (and the morning after) works fantastically well for us.

During the day, we both work as usual and I’m home around 4:30 pm; Hannah will leave for her date at around 5 pm. How do we manage this with an inquisitive young child? Well, Hannah has a few girl friends who she enjoys spending time with, and whilst it’s admittedly a white lie, this is the excuse we use. Going back to JimSlim’s question, we also use this excuse if any other person asks about Hannah’s whereabouts, it works for us! We’ve been asked to go into more depth about Hannah’s preparation for date night, and will be sure to do this in a dedicated post soon.

Friday – as Hannah remote works and L works nights, she’s able to get up early whilst at his house and work very productively on her laptop, albeit with a significant number of breaks for L to utterly ruin her of course haha! She normally spends most of the day there until school pickup time (as per Monday), so the overnight date ends up representing a pretty solid block of 20+ hours of quality time together; many conventional married or dating couples spend less time than that in a usual week, so their together time isn’t too limited by our particular situation.

Naturally their time together as a couple is paramount, but akin to Monday I always receive updates via WhatsApp of the naughtiness they’re enjoying together!

Our reconnection after the date, after he’s cum inside her perhaps 5-7 or more times over their period together, follows the general pattern described for Monday previously (only with a lot more cum inside her puffy, thoroughly abused pussy haha).

Saturday/Sunday – pretty standard family time, although depending on our sexual appetite and L’s shifts, he might pop over for another threesome on a Saturday night (see Tuesday/Wednesday above!) It’s usually on either of these 1:1 nights that Hannah is taken over my knee for either a regular maintenance or punishment spanking for being rather a wayward slut! We’ve gone into more detail about Hannah’s spankings here and indeed L often spanks her on top of my offerings, so her poor bottom is often bright pink!

So, all said and done, Hannah and L spend around 26 or more hours together over a standard week, spread over four to five days of contact and including threesome dates – this also means that barely a day has gone by without my deliciously naughty wife having her lover’s seed (and mine for that matter) inside her for the past near-on 40 months – that fact alone is an incredible one to both think about and commit to text, and is naturally powerfully arousing to both of us.

We’ve perhaps deviated slightly and at length in this post, but in essence this format of activity takes no real effort at all for us to make it work; we have an absolutely blissful, loving marriage and Hannah has an utterly fabulous girlfriend:boyfriend relationship with L, and the three of us get on fantastically well together too – we truly have our cake and eat it (I’m the one that eats the most delicious cream pie though!)

To answer the final element of Jim Slim’s question concerning Hannah and L going away on holiday together, we run this just like Hannah’s overnight dates with L – she’s simply going on a girly break with her friend. This has worked seamlessly for their past two holidays in the sun, and we’re presently planning their next break together in November time. For this period, I usually take annual leave so I can concentrate on childcare, school runs etc., but also fully appreciate the updates that come from my naughty wife throughout the trip.

Well, this has ended up being a rather long update, we hope it answers in part the two chosen questions. Above all, we have an incredibly respectful and fun, loving relationship (both between us, and of course as a family unit) and this always comes first; Hannah and L also benefit from plenty of loving, quality time together too.

As we said at the start: “It’s just normal life”, and we would add:

“It just works” 💖

Chris & Hannah XxX

Well, we’re do we start? This isn’t likely to be a super long post, but if late we’ve been conscious that we’ve not posted on here for such a long time – perhaps our late year resolution should be to blog a little bit more!

Whilst there’s been a lack of writing about our blissful lifestyle, that certainly doesn’t mean that we’ve not been up to our usual tricks of course. Hannah and L celebrated their three year anniversary back in June as girlfriend and boyfriend, and their relationship continues to go from strength to strength.

I think the last blog referred to their second holiday away together in the sun, and whilst we’re on our family holiday in the Balearics, much of our evening drinks chat has revolved around their next trip in November – we’ll be sure to keep you posted both here and on our Twitter stream.

Travelling with a young child is of course full of joy and pleasure, but often hampers the activities that we usually like to indulge in, but we have managed the odd snippet of 1:1 naughtiness. The other day Hannah was craving her ass to be eaten out after a long day of sunbathing, it’s one of my ultimate favourite activities so who was I to refuse? Naturally a few sneaky photos were also taken!

Anyhow, we’ll leave this snippet for now and promise to write more frequently in future – we have so many filthy activities planned and will be sure to share with you all!

Chris & Hannah XxX

As the holiday approaches the end, I’m reminiscing on an absolutely fabulous week we’ve had in the sun together. Chris has been updating our Twitter feed throughout, so I’m sure if you follow that then you’ll have some idea of the fun we’ve been having!

From the second we arrived at the airport almost a week ago, all of our ultimate goals (of all three of us, myself, Chris and my boyfriend L) have certainly been achieved – lots of sex, cuddles, chilling, venturing out as the hottest couple at the resort, beach time, drinks and generally having a giggle. I’ve been braver than my wildest dreams in wearing my Wicked Weasel bikinis and gorgeous SexyJewels Queen of Spades anklets brazenly in public and have throughly loved every minute of it 💖

As I currently write, L is catching up on some well earned sleep, we had very little of that last night and my boy needs to recharge his batteries for later as I’m a somewhat demanding girl ♠️ 😈.

At around midnight last night we had a FaceTime with Chris whilst we role played that I had an interview for a job in the adult industry. Acting out the scenario with L as the interviewer lead into the early hours and he really put me through my paces, but nothing I couldn’t handle with ease 😉

Both my O-levels and A-levels were thoroughly tested and I passed with flying colours as ever 😈♠️💦 I’m very pleased to report that my interview was successful and I got the job. I intend to sleep once I sign off from this post as even HotWives need to boost their energy!

Feeling very content and happy to have had the opportunity to go away for a week in the sun with L, where we have utterly spoiled each other – here’s to the next one 🍾🥂😉. And as for the promised creampie tally, you’ll have to keep an eye out on Twitter – I think Chris will be making my poor tan lined bottom very pink!

What do you say about a repeat trip Chris?…….😈💋

Hxx

So, it’s finally D-day, flying off to a paradise island in a few short hours with my long term boyfriend after so much planning and dreaming. How am I feeling you may ask….? Having done a 10k run this morning, shower, shave & semi-permanent Queen of Spades tattoos applied, nails done and all packed, I feel pumped and ready. Later, I will be pumped and ready in so many different ways 😈

Obviously I am insanely excited, but also there are the nerves of stepping onto a plane without my family. With the Covid restrictions, I’m hoping that we’ve completed all the correct forms and got the relevant documents. Once in the departure hall I’m sure all my stresses will be gone as we sit hand in hand with a glass of bubbles, waiting to board the plane.

My heart is currently banging in my chest. The thoughts of what we will be doing just a few hours and indeed days from now. Totally coupled up as boyfriend and girlfriend for a whole week and no one knows our dark secret…… ♠️💖

Hannah 💋XxX

For those that follow our blog and Twitter page, you will know that Hannah and her boyfriend are jetting off abroad for a week in the sun together this weekend; in this series we have already detailed our prologue thoughts from Hannah and myself, but for the third and final instalment today, we hand over now to Hannah’s boyfriend for his perspective. A man of few words, but oh so many skills!:

Flash back to very early January this year, both Hannah and Chris had idly mentioned the possibility of her and me going away on holiday together, just the two of us – they were both keen on the idea and of course I was too, but how would we make it a reality?

Barely a week passed and, during one of our regular weekly threesomes as we all lay there on the bed, naked and utterly spent, the plan was set and we all agreed that we were going to make this happen. As one can imagine, up to this point this had been no more than flippant comments, the odd whisper on the pillow, simply a passing remark or hot chat during sessions, but it now suddenly became something very real and tangible; me and my delightful girlfriend Hannah taking a week away together abroad in the sun, how exciting!

During the next few days I was, for want of a better word, bombarded with texts and hotel screenshots from my lovely girlfriend:

“How about here”, “What do you think of this one, it’s got a lovely pool”, “Look at this” etc.

I could tell she was beyond excited. Finally I said “Princess, you just find somewhere you wanna go, just tell me when, where, and how much and I’m there” and that was that. She and Chris then did all of the trawling through what seemed like hundreds of travel sites and finally clicked that “Book Holiday” button – with that, the deal was done😊💖

As touched on by both Chris and Hannah in their previous thoughts this week, we had first scheduled to go away in June for our one year anniversary, but were forced to rebook due to Covid tut tut, but fast forward from what feels like an eternity ago since the initial suggestion to today, both double jabbed, passports at the ready, bags packed, relevant forms all filled in and in less than 48 hours we’re off for our filthy week away together!

The words to express just how exciting this is frankly elude me; a week in the sun with my gorgeous girlfriend, simply and utterly perfect in so many ways.

Now for those who are not privy to the Stag/Vixen dynamic, it may very well seem like the most BIZZARRE arrangement ever, and I understand that; however for me (all of us!) it works oh so well and I really wouldn’t have it any other way – I have an amazing sex life with a beautiful and naughty girlfriend, but without all of the associated daily rigmarole.

This upcoming week is going to be awesome, the two of us not having to be careful when we’re out and about, being able to do as we please – hold hands, kiss, fuck wherever and whenever – what more could a man ask for?!

Chris and Hannah have offered sneak previews of her extensive packing, with no less than seven different Wicked Weasel bikinis and seven different anklets for seven days – let’s just say I’m most definitely in for a fashion show of the very finest kind 😈 Considering Chris’s attention to naughty detail I’ve no doubt there will also be plenty of filthy surprises too!

I’ll leave it there, no doubt Chris will be posting plenty of updates next week!

L

Well, where do I start in giving my perspective on next week’s activities?

Much of the background behind the idea of Hannah and her boyfriend going away on holiday together was covered in our previous writings here; in essence, it’s something we had talked about a fair amount during our lovemaking last year, and was an incredibly hot “fantasy” that we both very much enjoyed. At New Year we normally draw up our respective naughty wish lists and the concept of a HotWife holiday for just Hannah and her lover was pretty much at the top of my list – in many ways it’s the pinnacle of the shared wife lifestyle, and something we were both extremely keen to fulfil.

Naturally we live in strange times at present with the Coronavirus pandemic, and as Hannah explained yesterday this resulted in us needing to re-book the trip back in June, but now in September we are only three days away and to say all three of us are beyond excited would be an understatement.

As I’ve written many times before, both here and on our Twitter feed, on balance a significant majority of those who don’t necessarily understand our particular dynamic automatically presume that having one’s wife go away for a week with her boyfriend would be something that I face with trepidation or even humiliation; many ask about how I will “cope”, as if the forthcoming week is some kind of ordeal – this simply couldn’t be further from the truth.

Hannah and I are husband and wife, deeply in love, deeply connected, deeply trusting – the fact that she has a handsome young steady boyfriend and has been in a steady relationship with him for over a year is something to celebrate.

Hannah is a pure HotWife, and we both revel in the delights of sharing her, and her freedom to gain infinite pleasure. The simple act of sharing my darling wife has brought us so much closer and more deeply in love than we could have imagined, and this trip will really be the icing on an already elaborately decorated cake!

I now try to put myself in the shoes of others and wonder what questions they may have (apart from those alluded to above regarding “coping”!) I’m guessing many would ask what I will be doing whilst Hannah is well over a thousand miles away in the sun with her incredibly well-endowed boyfriend, so I will try to address this first.

Having a reasonable amount of annual leave left to take, I’ve also booked next week off from work, including the day after Hannah gets back so we can chill out together. I’ve done this for a few reasons, one being that I will of course be solely responsible for childcare whilst she’s away, but also for the fact that it’s rather indulgent to have relaxing “me time” during which I can enjoy visiting the gym, chilling out in front of the TV and relaxing however I wish after what has been an incredibly busy time at work over the last 18 months or so. It will also enable me to fully enjoy Hannah’s trip vicariously without the potential stresses of work clouding my mind. No doubt there will be a steady stream of photos, videos and FaceTime calls from them both, so it will be indulgent to have the time away from work tasks to fully enjoy these and post updates to our Twitter feed.

Do I have any concerns about the trip? The short answer is no, why would I? Naturally with the present pandemic, there are concerns around the often rapidly changing travel requirements, but these would be classified as baseline concerns that would apply if we were going away as a family on a “normal” trip. With regards to concerns associated with my wife going away with her boyfriend, there really are none – the three of us share a wonderful dynamic, he’s a fantastic guy who makes my wife (and indeed both of us) wonderfully happy. I know she’s in incredibly safe and caring hands, and moreover I know he will royally fuck her so many times during the trip she will barely be able to walk when she gets home, and she will return sore, satisfied and no doubt with cum stained panties – now that’s a selling point if ever I heard one 😈♠️💦

Will I miss Hannah? Of course! She’s my wife, partner, lover, best friend, soul mate and the mother of our child, of course I’ll miss her! However, we’re not always joined at the hip and this certainly wouldn’t be the first time we’ve spent time apart or indeed holidayed separately due to family commitments, work travel etc. It is 2021, and with easy electronic/voice communications we will be regularly in touch – but crucially on this front, this is all about her and her boyfriend having a trip together as a proper couple, enjoying a whole week where nobody knows them and being free to act however they choose, and naturally there’s the desire from my side that they are free to revel in this without constant interruption. Hannah is a shared wife, and I am sharing her in the fullest sense next week 💖

Do I think at this stage, pre-trip, that this might become a regular thing? Of course, I’ve no doubt that it will be a wonderful experience for all three of us, and if the opportunity arises again (which I have no doubt it will) then bring it on! We maintain a fabulous balance in our lives with family, 1:1 and HotWife time, with none detracting from the other. In a normal week, we typically have a full threesome evening, a quickie “top up” visit from her boyfriend, and she stays over at his house one night a week – this way (including the morning after an overnight), Hannah sees him four days a week (and, excitedly, barely goes a day without having the combination of his and my cum inside her). None of this disturbs the balance of our conventional married family life, so there is always space for Hannah and her boyfriend to enjoy the odd long weekend or week’s holiday away together.

What is occupying my thoughts the most in these final few days before the trip? I would say, predominantly, its sheer excitement and this applies to all three of us. It’s an incredibly exciting and naughty activity that the vast majority of “normal” people would fail to comprehend. I’m eagerly looking forward to dropping her off at the airport, and then for the photo updates as they enjoy their holiday, and of course our relaxing day together alone when she’s back.

Of equal magnitude, my thoughts are occupied with packing arrangements; as Hannah mentioned in her post yesterday, we have plenty of new outfits and anklets for her to wear, so the next few evenings will be filled with excitedly choosing what to pack. The wonderful folks at SexyJewelsUK have been so incredibly kind in supplying some delightfully naughty new Queen of Spades anklets that will no doubt feature highly in the holiday album ♠️😉

What am I most looking forward to doing when Hannah returns? Well, firstly of course, seeing my wife and sharing family time, but also we will have some serious sensual time to catch up on as she regales her adventures! On the latter front, as Hannah mentioned, we have the serious business of me taking her over my knee for a sound spanking for being such a naughty wayward wife – she will be keeping a tally of how many times he cums deep in her smooth pink pussy during the trip, and for every time this happens she will receive one hard spank after the warmup; this is something we do on a regular basis, Hannah often goes over my knee for a maintenance spanking and normally has a “month end” harder spanking for being such a slut for her boyfriend’s bare black cock!

Let’s just say, with seven nights together and his propensity for repeatedly filling Hannah with his hot black seed, the tally is going to be quite spectacular, and my naughty wife will have an extremely pink and uncomfortable bottom – deservedly so!

I’ll sign off the post now, naturally I could go on as this is the pinnacle of our HotWifing life to date, but I’ll leave this to the next post that is currently being written by her boyfriend to offer his holiday prologue perspective, hopefully to be published tomorrow!

Chris

Hannah and her boyfriend are off on holiday in a few short days time for a week abroad in the sun together. In the run up to this, we’re writing a three part blog to encompass each of our thoughts about this incredibly exciting step in our HotWife adventures. As ever, we update daily on our Twitter feed so please do take a look! In this first post, Hannah takes authorship but over the next few days her boyfriend and I will add our own personal perspectives.

Our last blog post detailed plans for their trip, predominantly how the coronavirus pandemic threw a number of spanners in the works and what the three of us did instead that week to celebrate their first year anniversary as a girlfriend:boyfriend couple. I’ll leave it to Hannah now as she writes about their forthcoming trip!

When Chris first suggested myself and my boyfriend going abroad together on holiday this summer, of course I was incredibly excited at the prospect but didn’t quite believe we would manage to make it a reality. After much shopping around for all-inclusive adults only resorts, once Chris and I hit the “Book This Holiday” icon, I realised it was actually going to happen! It now seems an age since we booked earlier in the year; due to the Covid-19 pandemic we were forced to reschedule from the originally planned June date (which coincided nicely with mine and my boyfriend’s first anniversary) but now we only have a few short days to go and are all super excited 😊😊😊

In many ways, I don’t think the fact that I’m going away with my long term boyfriend still hasn’t completely sunk in. Leaving my husband and child for a week whilst I go away and have on tap sex all week with my gorgeous black boyfriend – whenever, wherever and however I want, is a deliciously decadent thought. Not even my closest friends know, and this in itself makes the whole caper all the more exciting – we’ve no doubt they wouldn’t understand the wonderful dynamic that Chris and I are so blessed to share (mixed in with a healthy dose of envy at the incredible amount of sex I get haha 😈).

One of the things I’m looking forward to the most is travelling as a couple to a country where nobody knows us and we can do whatever we wish, engaging in normal couple holiday activities (plus, of course, all the naughty stuff!) A married woman going away with her young, single lover to do with as I please – oh my goodness, the options are endless.

Last Summer my boyfriend and I went away for a city break weekend, but the prospect of an entire week together at an all-inclusive resort is nothing short of wonderful, let’s say a great deal of cocktails will be drank! As with our regular overnight dates where I’m always in touch with Chris over WhatsApp and FaceTime, let’s just say a steady stream of photos and videos will be flowing back to the UK 😉

Chris has purchased an enviable new wardrobe of my/our favourite Wicked Weasel bikinis for the holiday that I’m hoping my boyfriend will like and won’t be able to take his hands off me 😈. Added to that, I have a gorgeous collection of naughty new HotWife anklets from SexyJewelsUK that will look utterly amazing💖

After only just returning from our family holiday and unpacking yesterday, a whole new task of packing starts this evening and may very well be a momentous task to collate beachwear, casual wear, evening wear and of course bedroom wear, but it’s all part of the excitement for Chris and I 😊

We’ve promised to keep a full tally of how many times my boyfriend cums inside me and I’ll be getting one hard spank for each creampie on my return home – I think I’m going to have a very pink bottom!!!!

Whilst writing this, my mind wanders to what we will get up to on the first day of the trip, so I’ve penned a little starter scenario to share!

We arrive at the hotel, check in and begin the journey up to our room for the week. We step into the lift and it all starts. Masks removed and we passionately kiss, I feel the unmistakable pressure of his cock on my leg as he starts to get excited at the very thought of what will happen the moment we step through the bedroom door.

The door clicks open and in we go. Bags are quickly dropped and the crisp white linen on the bed suddenly become very inviting. He spins me round and we kiss more as his hands start to wander and find their way into my shorts. My Wicked Weasel panties already damp from excitement, I feel myself getting wetter still. My hands begin to fondle his now very erect cock through the fabric of his shorts.

I swiftly fall to my knees and slide his shorts down to reveal his glorious black cock before starting to worship him with my mouth, tasting his pre-cum as he tells me how much of a naughty girl I am and how well I suck his cock. He holds my hair tight, sliding deeper into my throat and gets me into a rhythm that brings him almost to climax.

I stop, stand up and place my lips back on his in yet another passionate embrace. He removes my shorts before pulling my skimpy panties aside to slip a finger deep into my dripping wet pussy, simultaneously working my clit to heighten my senses.

Turning me around and pushing me down onto the bed, he utters an all too common command for me to “assume your position”. This is a prompt for me to lay on the bed face down, my ass propped up by pillows under my hips so he can have full and unfettered access to my tight pussy and pound me until I scream. Slowly at first, his bare black cock slides into me and I stretch to accommodate him like so very many times before until he is fully inside me, his heavy balls are resting against my smooth labia; using my vibe I’m already in sexual heaven and this is barely the first hour of our holiday together and the first of so many fucks that are ahead of us.

He soon begins to royally own my married pussy, fucking me hard and fast for what feels like forever, before grabbing my hips hard and exploding deep inside me as his hot seed pulsates within me. After a few moments he pulls out and we embrace on the bed in a sensual hug as his cum slowly trickles out into my panties – we grab my phone and Chris is the first to see the results of our sexual union.

The first of oh so many sessions…

Hannah 💋XxX

Regular readers of our blog, and followers of our Twitter feed will no doubt have seen that Hannah almost always sports a tattoo on her pussy when she’s being naughty, whether that’s on her own with her boyfriend, or when we have a threesome date or other hotwife activities.

We’re both massive fans of the Queen of Spades tattoo (or others) in that location, and it makes for some quite stunning images that we love to share; it also catalyses quite a few comments and questions on Twitter, so we thought it might make for an interesting short blog post.  Let’s dive in and answer some of the more common questions we’ve been asked: 

“Is Hannah’s tattoo real/permanent?” 

The answer is no, whilst I (Chris) have a few small tattoos, Hannah has none on her porcelain white skin, and no piercings either.  We tend to use temporary water transfer tattoos, or semi-permanent options.  Often in our images, the transfer tattoos can look very realistic, but depending upon the exact placement (and the degree of sexual friction) they tend to wear off, sometimes quite quickly (see below!) The semi-permanent options look exactly like a real tattoo, and can last a week or so before fading away. 

“Would Hannah get a real tattoo?” 

The concept of a permanent Queen of Spades tattoo is of course incredibly hot, so answer is yes, she/we have certainly considered this, selected the exact design, and indeed even been to the level of having a tattoo appointment booked immediately prior to the first Covid lockdown (which was cancelled due to the restrictions), but the true and honest answer is that we currently both prefer and enjoy the flexibility of temporary options as it fits our lifestyle far better; this is for a few reasons.   

Firstly, having an inquisitive younger child in the house, who quite often sees both of us in varying states of undress when getting ready, showering, swimming etc., a permanent tattoo on mummy’s pussy would raise significant questions – indeed on the occasions Hannah has a semi-permanent tattoo in place (that lasts around a week or more), this has definitely been brought up.  As our child gets older, this would more than likely cause a potential issue.  The separation of our normal lives from our naughty lives, particularly in connection with our child, is naturally of absolute key importance, and we feel that this would represent an unacceptable risk.  Also, foreseeing those other instances where family or friends might end up seeing the tattoo (not directly, but through a bikini perhaps) adds further risk, or would impose certain restrictions on her choice of attire.  Choosing a bikini is hard enough without the added stage gate of “will my tattoo show through it?” Whilst Hannah’s normal swimwear isn’t as revealing as the lingerie shown below, it illustrates the point on potential visibility:

Secondly, whilst Hannah’s desires and appetite for sex with black men is unwavering and permanent, a tattoo is of course a mark upon one’s skin that lasts forever – tastes do change, and having a tattoo in such an intimate location might appeal to us now, but perhaps not so much in years to come.  There are some that question the dedication of hotwives who only use temporary tattoos – we do get that perspective, but rest assured, Hannah’s commitment to the cause is exemplary and longstanding, regardless of the temporary nature of her tattoo haha! 

Thirdly, Hannah has sessions of laser/IPL hair removal on her genital region and the last thing we would want is for a new tattoo to be prematurely faded by the application of high intensity light.  Hair removal sessions have been paused at the moment due to salons being closed during the coronavirus pandemic, but we also have a home based IPL unit that we use often, so until she’s completely hair free this puts a pause on things. 

We do regularly discuss how hot it would be for Hannah to have a permanent QOS tattoo there, particularly during fucking and talking about recent dates etc., so this situation might change at some point in future, but for now it’s the temporary versions for us! 

 

“If Hannah got a real tattoo, what would it be and where would it be located?” 

That’s easy – Queen of Spades, immediately above her pussy.  The specific design has gone through many iterations, but the overall theme and location remain the same. 

 

“Where do you buy your temporary tattoos from?” 

We normally purchase both our QOS and threesome water transfer tattoos from one particular seller on eBay; we’ve tried quite a few different suppliers but are happy to share that those offered by Kikichelle are the best quality (no connection whatsoever, just extremely happy repeat customers).  They are UK based, and always deliver in super quick time.  We tend to use around three a week, so get through them quite quickly! 

The semi-permanent tattoos we use are from inkbox in the USA, and they truly look identical to real ink for around a week before they start to fade.  We make use of the custom tattoo design option on the inkbox website, whereby one can upload your own artwork onto a chosen size square area; from experience, we know that it’s possible to have multiple identical tattoos within the square and then carefully cut the packs to allow individual applications – happy to address any queries folk may have, and we’re certainly in no way connected to inkbox. 

The product consists of what looks like a surgical dressing film with only the vaguest outline of the design visible. One applies this film to the chosen location after cleaning the skin and then leave it on for an hour before removing and discarding, then the tattoo itself develops within around 12-24 hours and lasts a week to ten days regardless of how energetic the fucking may be!  We’ve included some photos below of the process:

1. First application (cut from a larger sheet of multiple tattoos):2. Protective cover applied for the 1 hour initial application:

3. Chilling during the hour long stage, avoiding any unnecessary movement that might blur the tattoo:

4. What it looks like after removing the film, before the tattoo has developed:

5. The result from the next morning, dark and identical to “real” ink:

This does mean that a degree of planning before a date is required; for Hannah and her boyfriend’s holiday in the summer (Covid permitting), she will no doubt have an inkbox tattoo.  One thing to be very careful of is to ensure you have a covering over the tattoo as it develops (panties in Hannah’s case for the location) – the first time we used one, it ended up transferring to her inner thigh whilst she was asleep, as you can see below!

 The final result is really quite striking:

“How do you both choose which temporary tattoo Hannah wears?” 

For most of our regular weekly MMF dates, Hannah will normally wear a threesome tattoo with the female and two male symbol intertwined:

…but for solo dates or club nights etc. it’s more often than not the plain and striking Queen of Spades logo; akin to the wearing of an anklet (as we discussed in our last blog post), Hannah adorning herself with a pussy tattoo (or me applying it for her) whilst she prepares for a date adds to the magic and focussing our minds onto the fact that she’s going to be a very naughty girl. 

Due to the much higher cost of the inkbox option, this tends to be for more “special” occasions, and indeed ones when we can take the time to plan in advance; sometimes her boyfriend’s shift pattern/overtime changes with little notice, so it wouldn’t be possible to apply an inkbox tattoo in time, and also there’s the issue that we’ve discussed earlier in that removal of the tattoo completely after the date (very easy with the water transfers) tends to work best for us. 

We hope that’s been interesting and useful, and indeed addressed most of the common questions we get on the subject of pussy tattoos – more than happy to answer more on Twitter if they come up! 

Best wishes, 

Chris and Hannah XxX